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May 5th, 2006

10:52 pm: I ate dog.

November 11th, 2005

04:56 pm: HEINRICH, I QUIT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT A NEW VISA I GOT A NEW VISA!!!!!I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT!!!!!I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!!
I'M GOING TO THAILAND IN A MONTH AND WHEN I COME BACK I'LL LIVE IN SEO-OH-OH-UL. AND I CAN WORK ANYWHERE. AND I CAN STAY IN KOREA AS LONG AS I PLEASE AND COME AND GO AS I PLEASE. I AM PLEEEEEEEASED.
VICTORY!!!!!!
Chu Hui, it's a coincidence that you were doing FLASHDANCE for us last night because I did it in the elevator the night before right after I handed my boss my 30-day notice. and when I got home. and right now. Being in Thailand is going to warrant Compulsory Flashdance Time (CFT) morning, noon and night.


Current Mood: hermaphro
Current Music: village green preservation society

November 8th, 2005

07:02 am: my poor bear
my dear Black Bear spend the first 20 minutes of class today rolling around on top of the desks and pretending to fall asleep on other kids. at one point he was laying on his back giggling and he pulled out his weener. the other kids started screaming and I thought he would stop but he didn't so I yanked his pants back up. Then he did it again.
A bit later, a frequent troublemaker girl whom I will refer to as The Terror grabbed Black Bear by the back of the head and slammed his face into the desk completely out of the blue. Fortunately, little kids move slower than big grownups like me so right as his teeth were about to hit the desk, my hand dove right in between and probably saved some cute little teeths from premature loosenings. He ended up crying for awhile, The Terror started scream-crying and shoving at me when I tried to take her stickers away for being bad. Rough day.


Note to Kristy: I don't have any pictures of Black Bear yet but hopefully I'll take some on thurs.

Current Music: me

October 28th, 2005

11:22 pm: PSYCHEDELIC MAGIC CAKE #2
Oh, I uploaded pictures from the 3rd psychedelic wedding I've been to since I've been in Korea. Fog machines. HOTTT masturbation-worthy uniforms. Swords. Swirling lights with drumrolls and trumpeting songs that sound like the beginning of American Gladiators.





These are from the previous holyshit psychedelic wedding:






Current Mood: Korea rules
Current Music: al green
11:06 pm: I'm building an army
LOOK AT THESE CUTE FUCKERS!
I took out an eye on each of these sorry wenches so they had to make eyepatches.
PS: I'm missing teefs and I have some hot tweedy knickers, huh?
PSS: My headscarf is polkadotted because I'm secretly a gay pirate but only other gay pirates are hip to the headscarf code lexicon.




Current Mood: I RULE
Current Music: django

October 25th, 2005

08:22 am: I think I might be in love
BLACK BEAR UPDATE.

In the last two weeks my darling Black Bear has:

-spent the majority of class on top of the desks either spinning, or jumping up and down.
-climbed me at least 15 times.
-kissed me several times.
-kissed flash cards as I hold them up to the class.
-kissed every pencil, pen, gluestick and folder that I bring to class.
-licked my sweaters, repeatedly.
-licked my knee.
-mooned me while jumping up and down on the table.
-successfully avoided doing ANY kind of work involving the English language.

Today BlackBear:
-took a running leap from the top of the desks onto me as though I had suddenly turned into a squishy gym mat.
-licked the fabric of the teacher's chair for a minute, curled up in a ball, until I could pry him off of it.

He is a total genius.
His classmate Sally likes to grab my boobs.

Teaching is fun.


Note: For reasons that don't involve brilliant children, I'm trying to quit my job. I'm attempting to get an F4 visa that would give me a kind of semi-permanent resident status, instead of having this fucking lame work visa that traps me at my job, which doesn't pay as well as I have decided it should for the long, stressful hours. Wish me luck.

Current Music: korean language CD ka kuh ko koo la la la

October 13th, 2005

09:19 am:

October 3rd, 2005

06:44 am: The end of an era
Dear Perm,
I hate to initiate this but I just can't be with you anymore. It's over between us. You knew it was coming. I still love you but I'm not "in love" with you and I can't really explain why. I think you feel the same way but you didn't want to be the one to say it. Your actions are telling and I've dealt with enough of your unwarranted frizziness and half-assed curls. I'm tired of this. I'm unfulfilled. You'll find someone new and forget about me. Kristy already has a crush on you. Whatever. I'm going to be perfectly honest...I started seeing someone else. She's cute but not really my type. A little more wispy mullety hipstery than I'm used to, obviously a rebound, but it's not like I'm going to marry her or anything. She'll only be around until my hair grows out. I'm sorry. Please don't hate me.

Goodbye.



Hello


Current Music: cause co-motion

September 30th, 2005

09:54 am: I just returned from my first get-drunk-and-karaoke-with-the-boss nigt. As a new enployee it's mandatory that I get completely wasted but judging by my amazing typing coherence dspite minor spelling errors, I've fared remarkably well. One other newbie was pallid and puking for the better part of an hour and the other was laughing maniacally, spilling on everyone and trying to make speeches while everyone looked away uncomfortably. I ended up pouring the drinks they were forcing on me into my soup bowl when no one was looking. Sang Cyndi Lauper at noraebang.

Current Music: diana ross

September 21st, 2005

09:43 am: I just started uploading pictures on photobucket and I haven't uploaded any from korea yet but I'm all excited so:
b+u on our lovely picnic days before I left. Cheese, berries, molasses bread, fruit salad, crackers, alcoholic beverages. I'm so jealous of me.


Stinky + my chocolate banana= your masturbation fodder for the next week. Ice cream adventure!


hungry kitten


astral backhair (not mine)


Current Music: LOVE IS ALL
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